roachpatrol:
urbananchorite:
roach: okay you know what I just realized was increasingly disturbing me about this erotica is it is all normal heterosexual people having normal sex.
roach: I am not used to this.
taz: holy shit
taz: you’re right.
taz: it’s like
taz: “there’s only two?”
taz: “a man and a WOMAN?”
taz: “what devilry is this?”
taz: “Their junk is so pedestrian.”
roach: the kinkiest thing so far is that this girl had a vibrator going in her undies during a business meeting with her husband and some other couple.
taz: wow, banal.
taz: “Leave me, porn. I can no longer get off unless there is a centaur jerking it to two aliens having hate sex that turns into a form of non-sexual romance that they then fuck through anyway, and everyone has tentacles and jizzes in a bucket.”
roach: see, yes.
roach: yes exactly.
taz: it’s so weird how much porn
taz: is about
taz: two married people
taz: fucking in a car
roach: yeah i’m bored already
roach: like seriously this is the height of people’s fantasies?
roach: car fucking?
roach: I guess I have just never been straight or owned a car.
(via urbananchorite)